Technical difficulties

Support ticket: #0014753748964268
Issue: everyone is called sarah
Priority: medium
Description:
Everyone I meet is called Sarah. Every last one. Everyone’s first, middle and last names are Sarah Sarah Sarah. I am concerned about what may be causing this - I suspect a memory leak. Please get someone to fix this problem before the simulation crashes and the universe is destroyed. Yes I’ve tried turning it off and on again.

Assigned to: God
Status: unresolved